Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?

Laying on my bed, just chilling. Thinking about.. the sound my wardrobe door makes when I open and close it with my legs.

It's like.. creeeeaaakk. Soothing actually.. I could do this all day. Until it gets dark outside that is, then it'd be just freaky-_-. So I've been thinking and creaking for the past hour. You know that feeling in your chest that you get when you're thinking about that one person you like?

I'm getting that now. Maybe I get my jollies out of the sound my wardrobe door makes when it moves.

Sigh, I'M GOING CRAZY, cereally. I think I need to get out of my room.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle. ;)